hairbro

did you really just misspell the gummy candy brand haribo

r: what's the candy you want called ?
v: hairbro

r : did you mean the haribo gummy brand?

hairbro by saltysalsa November 8, 2019

HairyRope

A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.

Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!

HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

Hairbondage 

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.

Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.

Hairbondage by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Hairbrush 

An instrument used for pleasuring the vaginal area.
The end of the hairbrush used is up to the user.

Jennipho went to town with that hairbrush last night,
and then she brushed her hair with it!

Hairbrush by Sticky Hairbrush April 2, 2010

scorpion hairbrush 

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

scorpion hairbrush by Kill whale January 1, 2010

pepsi hairbruch

the action of putting a hair brush up your pussy while drinking pepsi

person 1"ayoo i just pulled a pepsi hairbruch" person 2 " ayoo i want to one day but i only got a vibrater"

pepsi hairbruch by kednal338 January 25, 2021