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A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.
Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!
HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

Hairbondage 

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.
Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.
Hairbondage by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.
"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."
hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Hairbrush 

An instrument used for pleasuring the vaginal area.
The end of the hairbrush used is up to the user.
Jennipho went to town with that hairbrush last night,
and then she brushed her hair with it!
Hairbrush by Sticky Hairbrush April 2, 2010

scorpion hairbrush 

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.
Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.
scorpion hairbrush by Kill whale January 1, 2010

pepsi hairbruch

the action of putting a hair brush up your pussy while drinking pepsi
person 1"ayoo i just pulled a pepsi hairbruch" person 2 " ayoo i want to one day but i only got a vibrater"
pepsi hairbruch by kednal338 January 25, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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