Hairboi

A very idiotic person who likes to suck cock.

"My friend is a hairboi!"

by No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2023

Hairbondage

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.

Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.

by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

Hairbilly

A hillbilly with a ponytail.

Get a-load'a that hairbilly with the stars-and-bars tattoo.

by LarryBird July 17, 2012

Hairoids

Medications taken during No-Shave November to increase facial hair growth. They are generally considered cheating by those who honestly take part in this holiday.

Man the only reason Scott even has a beard is cause of those Hairoids.

by BowChickaLowLow November 17, 2009

Hairbortion

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.

Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.

by myhusbandisdelicious September 20, 2010

Trusty Hairbow

A hair piece used in the summer for emergency situations.

Trusty Something you have trust in.

Hairbow Something that holds your hair back when needed.

"Jen, Do you have an extra trusty hairbow?"

by Ashleylynne87 November 15, 2006

Hairbortion

Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.

1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."

by Blackenedchi September 1, 2012