Hairbo

a paranoid man with a beard.

Did you know that Hairbo spent all of Tuesday night looking up his name on Urban Dictionary to see if any of his spiteful former flames had defined it?

Hairbo by SpitThatSpite November 22, 2010

Harbooger 

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

Harbooger by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016

Hairhole 

The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.

I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.

Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

Pearl Harbor 

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.

GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.

Pearl Harbor by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

Halifax Harbosis 

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020

safety harbor middle school 

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)

safety harbor middle school is the most ghetto school

safety harbor middle school by 🙈💅🏼✨😎😚🌈👁👄👁 May 29, 2020

hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010