hairror 

When somebody is said to have a horror of a hairstyle, it is a hairor. It is a hairstyle that, when viewed by unsuspecting eyes, causes bloodloss of the eyes and an urge to attack the hairror with scissors or a lawnmower.

Donald Trump is a hairror. Mullets. Richard Simmons.

hairror by GreXican April 24, 2006

hairror 

1. When your hairdresser/friend/parent/self absolutely destroys your hair by cutting/styling/coloring/burning/perming it incorrectly.

2. The awkward silence that follows the question, "how do you like my new hairdo?"

1. Did you see Kate and her hairror? She let the cosmetology students color it and now it's chartreuse green!

2. Girl: "Baby, how do you like my new style?"

Guy: *silence* "Uh...*gulp*...it's...umm...."

Random third party bystander: "A hairror!"

hairror by @mandaK February 8, 2012

hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

Hairorexia 

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

Hairorexia by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

Hairtork 

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

Hairtork by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

Hairporn 

It's the definition of Stana Katic's hair. Everytime you look at her hair,it seems you're watching some steamy movie. If you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about,just go watch Castle. And look at her hair. You WILL understand the meaning of hairporn.

Look at Stana's her! It's so perfect!" "Yeah,pure hairporn!

Hairporn by Hopelessaddicted August 1, 2011

Hairrogant 

When one is arrogant because they love their hair. To be conceited about one's appearance.

Example: Cooper is a hairrogant bastard.

He's a hairrogant bastard

Hairrogant by McGonagirl March 27, 2015