Hairbortion

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.

Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.

by myhusbandisdelicious September 20, 2010

Hairbortion

Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.

1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."

by Blackenedchi September 1, 2012

halibortion

A project or job that Halliburton did that was not done correctly or somebody else had to fix.

Halibortion came in and messed up the frack job, so we had to bring in Schlumberger to fix it.

by Schlumberjacker July 31, 2018

HAMBORTION

When you give your hamster an abortion using a coat hanger.

"Last night, I performed my first and last hambortion"

by Wire hangers only December 28, 2023

halfbortion

When a woman discovers she’s having twins and decides to abort one because she’s not ready for two children.

My doctor told me I’m having identical twins, so I sprang for the halfbortion cause one’s going to be evil. I hope I picked right.

by DCA1981 April 20, 2024