Hairbortion

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.

Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.

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Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.

1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."

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halibortion

A project or job that Halliburton did that was not done correctly or somebody else had to fix.

Halibortion came in and messed up the frack job, so we had to bring in Schlumberger to fix it.

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When you give your hamster an abortion using a coat hanger.

"Last night, I performed my first and last hambortion"

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When a woman discovers she’s having twins and decides to abort one because she’s not ready for two children.

My doctor told me I’m having identical twins, so I sprang for the halfbortion cause one’s going to be evil. I hope I picked right.

halfbortion by DCA1981 April 20, 2024

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