Hairboxed

When you’re so drunk that your night ends up with you shifting in your box of hair supplies

Dude, I got so hairboxed last night I need to buy a whole new set of hair products!

by Efarbs February 11, 2023

Hairbondage

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.

Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.

by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

Pearl Harbored

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.

Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

by Eric, Kevin and Alex Yang November 20, 2007

Pearl Harbored

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."

by Eduardito October 20, 2012

Hitboxed

When you get hit by an attack in-game that CLEARLY missed you. Being hitboxed is a hallmark of bad game design.

It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.

*Dies*

"Fuck! I got hitboxed again!"

"I know, right! Stupid lazy developers..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 23, 2014

Pearl Harbored

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

by pezmeister April 18, 2006