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Hairbondage 

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.
Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.
Hairbondage by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

Pearl Harbored 

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.
Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

Pearl Harbored 

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.
"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."
Pearl Harbored by Eduardito October 20, 2012

Hitboxed 

When you get hit by an attack in-game that CLEARLY missed you. Being hitboxed is a hallmark of bad game design.

It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.
*Dies*

"Fuck! I got hitboxed again!"

"I know, right! Stupid lazy developers..."
Hitboxed by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Pearl Harbored 

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus
I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.
Pearl Harbored by PilotJones February 23, 2014

Pearl Harbored 

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.
Pearl Harbored by pezmeister April 18, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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