haeger

Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole

This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth

by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Pop The Hanger

To go "All in" on a poker hand.

Ryan Lam, it's time to pop the hanger, you have quad aces.

by 3volutionMan April 9, 2007

natty hangers

large natural boobs, breasts or tits

Quinton: Damn, check out that nice set of natty hangers on that broad!

Carl: Shit those are some nice hangers.

by Steve Young Jr May 20, 2011

hoegerlasmonique

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

by Cawkz November 25, 2009