Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 27, 2004

Coathangered

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.

When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.

by Wallaroo January 21, 2010