Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

harlife

Harlife, usually meaning a waste of time or failure

Girl 1:That was such a Harlife

Girl 2: Yeah I know

by Cccardy2888 January 10, 2018

Hatelife

An extreme state of melancholy or depression brought about by thinking the world is against you.

My girlfriend broke up with me, my house burned down and I lost my job. I have a bad case of hatelife.

by Lil H September 15, 2006

Hugeelife

A hugee is a person in receipt of a hug -the person being snuggled. Hugeelife is simply the hugee's way of life, as a badass cuddly being.

"What are you up to?"
"Just chilling on the couch #hugeelife"

by Hugeeho June 1, 2013