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left-handedness 

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.
Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.
left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016
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Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013

Spam-handed 

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.
The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.
Spam-handed by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018

left handed smoke shifter 

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.
My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

left-handed charlotte 

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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