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You put saran-wrap over your face, while someone shits on your face, so you can feel the warmth of there poo.
he bought a whole roll of saran-wrap for those wild nights!

she gave him a hotcarl one time.....the saranwrap had a hole in it. :/
Hotcarl by hamham.momo February 9, 2010
After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).
After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.
hotcarl by Carl November 26, 2003
To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.
A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."
HotCarl by TYFYTA January 9, 2014
defacating your feces into a partners mouth sexually. (also see hot carl)
Johnny gave little Susie a Hotcarl for being such a rough dildo.
hotcarl by Carlos Caliente July 18, 2003
When a girl gives a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump.
In the latest porn video I rented, there were three hot carl scenes.
hotcarl by bigboy jeff October 7, 2003
EVERYONE IS WRONG IM SORRY TO SAY but a hotcarl is when a woman gives you a bj while you take a shit
last night i had the best hotcarl ive ever had.
hotcarl by porteous3000 July 5, 2006
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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