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A queer who drives a bitch car who cries himself to sleep at night worrying someone will steal his zebra print steering wheel cover.
Fag who thinks he is tough shit: yeah I am thinking about putting spinner hubcaps on my hatchback.

Real man: Your such a Hot Carleton!
by Fragman September 03, 2009
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