TYFYTA's definitions

HotCarl

To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.

A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

RustyCanoe

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.

Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014