h.o.s. 

noun, adj. or verb. From an acronym for "hint of slut". The badly-executed tatt job, the cheap belly piercing, or smudged mascara that can turn an otherwise unremarkable female into an object of unwilling lust.

My wife caught me boning the Polish cleaner and kicked me out - I never even fancied her but she hossed me out with a flash of her market-stall panties as she unloaded the washing.

That's pure h.o.s., mate.

h.o.s. by CrestaE2 August 18, 2008

H.O.S 

Hours of sleep

I have 2 H.O.S

H.O.S by :Lazy B: April 7, 2020

H O S E 

A 16 year old guitarist who speaks Russian and looks like big chungus

Person: H O S E is such a noob

H O S E by kjfhklfhliruh June 16, 2019

H.O.S.S

All our initials put together.SLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG H.O.S.S IS THE SLAYEST GROUP EVER THEY ARE GIRLBOSSES YAS QUEEN THEY ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

H.O.S.S by SLAY!!!! October 17, 2022

N.H.O.s 

Nipple hard on.

Sarah: "do i have N.H.Os?"
Amanda: "yes"

N.H.O.s by Tomanda February 18, 2003

A.D.H.O.S.D 

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..

..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D

A.D.H.O.S.D by Niky December 3, 2007

S.H.P.O.S. 

Designation as a Sub-Human Piece Of Shit, applied by medical personnel in hospitals to their less-than-desirable patients.

In an article published in Values, Ethics, and Health Care, 5 (1980), pp. 226-228, Harold Schwartz attests that S.H.P.O.S. is "an acronym for 'subhuman piece of shit' applied by medical interns and residents to their most unpleasant and uncooperative patients."

S.H.P.O.S. by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008