HOS

Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.

"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."

by Kevin's roommates April 21, 2010

hos

south african afrikaans/english slang, say HORSE but very quickly. It's a greeting used by gangs but can be used as a friendly greeting amongst friends who like to pretend to be a gang but just don't make the grade no matter how hard they try or don't try

Kevin says "Hi there"
Andre replies "Hos"

by bindfunc February 5, 2010

HoS

Acronym for Hand of Sbab that describes the unnatural curse that can be placed on an organization (e.g. a public company, sports team, etc.) that causes it to inexplicably perform poorly within a short amount of time.

That company was doing very well, then it totally got HoS'ed and had to layoff half its workforce.

by ejslulu November 29, 2011

Hos

A noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.

You're such a hos.

I'm so hos'ing a blunt lemme call you back.

Stupid ass hos..

by videohead43 March 31, 2010

Hos

Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.

Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.

by Quietyou March 22, 2009

hos

some word you use in south africa that mostly coloured ( dark skin ) ouens use to comment to somebodys statement

for e.g. Aminah: 'come we go to the spaza shop' Layla: 'HOSSS awe come we go!'

by rawrsmith December 2, 2019

Hos

It means either, that something is fast 'Man that thing Hos'
or it means lets go 'Im gonna Hos'.

'Man that thing can Hos'

'This is boring lets Hos'

by Gilesy132 June 14, 2009