Hos

A noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.
You're such a hos.

I'm so hos'ing a blunt lemme call you back.

Stupid ass hos..
by videohead43 March 31, 2010
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Hos

Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.
Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.
by Quietyou March 22, 2009
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Hos

It means either, that something is fast 'Man that thing Hos'
or it means lets go 'Im gonna Hos'.
'Man that thing can Hos'

'This is boring lets Hos'
by Gilesy132 June 14, 2009
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by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Hos

A pale white man who steals tweets for fame but only gets 1 or 2 likes. It has curled hands and cant get any pussy. Bleeds gold and blue sports claiming to know all about sports, but he was too un-athletic to play. he'll tell you what you wanna hear but be careful its most likely wrong. A snake of a man. if you can even call him a man.
by Asspenis9 November 05, 2018
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ho ho ho

ho ho ho, it's christmas!
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
by Roy- December 20, 2006
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