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a.s.s.h.o.l.e. 

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.
That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.
a.s.s.h.o.l.e. by QuacksO January 15, 2014
Sarah: "do i have N.H.Os?"
Amanda: "yes"
N.H.O.s by Tomanda February 18, 2003
noun, adj. or verb. From an acronym for "hint of slut". The badly-executed tatt job, the cheap belly piercing, or smudged mascara that can turn an otherwise unremarkable female into an object of unwilling lust.
My wife caught me boning the Polish cleaner and kicked me out - I never even fancied her but she hossed me out with a flash of her market-stall panties as she unloaded the washing.

That's pure h.o.s., mate.
h.o.s. by CrestaE2 August 18, 2008

A.D.H.O.S.D 

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..
..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D
A.D.H.O.S.D by Niky December 3, 2007
A 16 year old guitarist who speaks Russian and looks like big chungus
Person: H O S E is such a noob
H O S E by kjfhklfhliruh June 16, 2019
I have 2 H.O.S
H.O.S by :Lazy B: April 7, 2020