Left

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

by Sir Dr. Shitface December 24, 2018

left

the opposite of right

by Yellow Dart June 3, 2003

Left

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

by TJAuto December 14, 2010

left

<--- that way. it's that simple, folks.

why do you want to look 'left' up in the first place? 'tard.

by AaronB April 12, 2007

left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

left

adj. not right

adj. wrong, according to the bfg

n. side that leans towards liberalism

n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning

n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up

people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Left

Shorter version of saying "out of left field". Slang meaning "unexpectedly", "odd", or "strange".

Person 1: Hey, good morning.
Person 2: Hi. Good morning to you, too. Do you ever think about how we're all going to die.
Person 1: That was fucking left- uh, okay.

by gdnottherealdragon April 11, 2019