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They best damn grocery store in the country. Only found in Texas with over 340 stores (Including a couple stores in Mexico). People come here in time of crisis and everything else for your daily needs. They treat all HEB partners(Employees) like Gold and we also sell the best tortillas (;
"No store does more than your H-E-B, where you'll find great prices, brands, quality & selection"
H-E-B by Bhimjo1 February 25, 2021
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dopest place ever.

only in texas though.

:)

i know your jealous.
you - aye. im bored.

me - yo. lets hit up the H-E-B in h-town. na mean?

you - oh fu sho, mayynee.
h-e-b by 713281832 June 30, 2008

H-E-B Feet 

More commonly used in areas inhabited by the H-E-B grocery store (Texas and northern Mexico), H-E-B Feet is a state in which someone who hasn't worn shoes for a while looks as though they've been walking through a particularly dirty H-E-B.
a: Damn, that boy's got some dirty ass feet!
b: Oh shit, he's got H-E-B Feet.
H-E-B Feet by ryan considine October 16, 2008
I.H.E.B Stand's for i have egg burps most comically known from gdo5
"i have the egg burps" aka I.H.E.B
I.H.E.B by BigmanVV August 15, 2021

H.P.E.B. 

a HPEB is a Hott Punk Emo Boy who wears studded belts and had their hair to one side. and they also have fine asses
damn look at that HPEB i wanna tap that ass, he is so fine
H.P.E.B. by Jessica July 13, 2004

p.h.o.e.b.e 

Sticking a stick of chewing gum up a girls vagina while inserting a mans penis for it to later get wet and then for the chewing gum to get stuck inside of the womans vagina
“ yo dude I ran into this chic at a party and we totally did a p.h.o.e.b.e
p.h.o.e.b.e by Heroes123 April 27, 2020

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T. 

The Guy Who Wishes He Was Dead Because Everyone Hates Him No Matter How Hard He Tries
Stranger 1: Who's that guy over there sitting all alone?

Stranger 2: Ohhh, that's just T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.; don't worry about him, he'll just be a loser for life.
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