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t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s. 

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.

t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s. 

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a 

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.e.r.b.i.y.h 

Let me suck your dick till your eyes roll back in your head
Henry: *breaths*
Emma: L.m.s.y.d.t.y.e.r.b.i.y.h 😌

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
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