gyarst

a woman who has the same hair cut as enda mode

look at her shes such a gyarst, what a enda mode wannabe

by Shanell r June 8, 2020

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Garst Guy

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

by GarstGuy December 28, 2008

Garstang Community Academy

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not

Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019

Gnarsty

Something thats is grows nasty or sick but there is interest and amazement in it. Then ending up being a hybrid of the word gnar and nasty which ends up gnarsty

Joe "Man have you seen the worlds biggest turd"
Darnell "Damn I aint looking at that shit you're sick"
Harold "It's pretty gnarsty I tell you

by Gnar brawr December 11, 2010

gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

by dougla14 May 18, 2011

Gnarsty

Of, or pertaining to the words gnarly and nasty

The words gnarly and nasty put together:
Can be described as something nasty or disgusting;
or something awesome and impressive

Wtf is that gnarsty smell?

Damn that trick you pulled off there was gnarsty as hell

by iEnjoi February 17, 2008