garstan

Someone who is inexperienced, naive or amateur

He is so garstan. Doesn’t know to tie up his own shoelace

by Astro woman August 9, 2019

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Garstang Community Academy

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not

Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019

gaystang

a term used to describe stock mustangs with drivers who think they have a ferrari

dude i just smoked another gaystang with my srt-4

by trd87mr2 August 1, 2008

Girstantas

A floppy penis belonging to an old man

Oh man, that girstantas just touched your face

by jack b is a faggot April 13, 2010

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

garstang

(verb) the act of running down stairs, usually within the home, whilst attempting to pull up your trousers, as a result of the doorbell / phone ringing whilst on the toilet.

"Sorry I took so long there. I had to garstang all the way down the stairs".

by ANNONN September 7, 2005