gearstick 

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

gearstick by dougla14 May 18, 2011

gearstick head 

A person with a thin, long semi-box head, with the upper part being 2/3 wider than the lower half. It is imperative that the head is long but with a rounded top.

Bad gearstick head

gearstick head by CHuni November 4, 2013

Angry Gearstick 

Whilst driving down the moterway / freeway. Have your girlfriend give you a blowjob. When she is getting comfortable, accelerate into the back of a lorry.

Bonus points for every broken rib she obtains.

England, 01 July 2009 - Angry Gearstick

Angry Gearstick by Fulou July 3, 2009

Rusty Gearstick 

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.

'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'

Rusty Gearstick by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016

tearstick 

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.

1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"

tearstick by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

scrunchie on the gear stick 

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

scrunchie on the gear stick by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

gerkstick 

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.

He's such a gerkstick.

gerkstick by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022