garst

1. to puke or barf
2. result thereof
3. a poorly named residence hall cafeteria at Missouri State University

1. Ugh, I think I'm gonna garst.
2. That casserole looks like garst.
3. I'll pick you up and we'll head to Garst for a casserole.

by Mr. Eyebrows January 13, 2009

Garst Guy

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

by GarstGuy December 28, 2008

Garst Road

Noun: place to do the dirty

Verb: to engage in sexy times

Noun: Ya we’re going to garst road tonight and we’re doing it raw
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁

by Coochietown June 5, 2021

Garnt

Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant

Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant

by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Gareth Bridges

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009