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this means fart in farsi. goozu, gooz, goozed, etc.
sanam that girl over there goozed so loud it sounded like she stepped on a frog!

dude i have to goozu so badd!
goozu by applesandbananas September 29, 2009
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gwozu • goozu • Goozuffocation • gozu • GOZUesque • gwoup • gwourtney • Gwout • gwoz • Gwoze

Goozuffocation

The act of farting or as Persians would say laying a "gooz" while taking a hot water shower (applicable only to stand-up showers). The gooz remains in the shower, entrapped by the down pouring hot water, resulting in the suffocation of oneself by the gooz.
Jimmy decided to shower after pulling some insane meat sweats. He accidently let gas escape and consequently he experienced a goozuffocation.
The same word like gosu, example for game Diablo II:
xxx: "Woohoo!!, I just BER'd my shako 141!!!"
yyy: "Gozu :}"
gozu by FelikZ January 13, 2008
a female with a first name of Amy, 5'2 with *emo glasses, pasty white, ass crack is longer than the usual, pushed up nose and has a gabrielle as another half.
Amy Gwoz of NJ, USA.
gwoz by Corey August 11, 2004

kyooootest gwoundfowg 

A pair of words that are exclusively used to describe Holly C. (famous author), and is undisputable despite claims made by alternate parties, who claim that Ayan S. (actor) already holds the title. After much research and pondering on the subject by worldwide authorities it was conclusively established that Holly C is the true owner of this title and shall forevermore be. Any claims to the contrary have been established as falsehoods and attempts at hoodwinking the groundforg community.
Holly C is so very clearly the kyooootest gwoundfowg, that anyone else would try to claim this title is absolutely outrageous!

GOZUesque 

Used in conversation to express bewilderment, and/ or to describe something absolutely bizarre. Named for the cult Japanese horror/ Yakuza film by director Takashi Miike.
May also refer to raunchy/ somewhat unsettling/ kinky sex.
Ex. #1:
My day, starting with a walk to get coffee and ending in jail, has been GOZUesque.

Ex. #2:
Her lactation fetish is GOZUesque.

GOZUesque by Samory December 25, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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