guryn

The king of bitting.

A guryn will make out he or she is isn't hurt or "bitting" when really they just can't handle the banter or "Bants"

Oh they are just bitting at everything. Don't mind them he's just being a guryn, they'll calm down soon.

guryn by Oswald Cobble November 30, 2020

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Guayna-be 

In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.

Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.

This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.

Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".

"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"

"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"

Guayna-be by esekaese July 8, 2012

Guynamic 

Guynamic - the girl to guy ratio at a social gathering orchestrated by girls from an all girls school, and the way in which this affects the overall ambiance.

"Dya think we've got a good mix of people coming to Bea's party?"

"We should probably invite Luke and Ollie, you know, to improve the guynamic"

"Yeah, and tell them to bring friends..."

Guynamic by Bisabilo October 14, 2012

Guren No Yumiya 

The greatest anime opening ever, from Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni

Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru

Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai

Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da...

Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo

Kachiku no annei ...Kyogi no han'ei ...Shiseru garō no "Jiyū" o!

Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no kōshi da Jōheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jäger

Hotobashiru shōdō ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu——
Guren no yumiya

Guren No Yumiya by GaaraOfTheSandwich September 28, 2015

Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Gurnial 

the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...

example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

Gurnial by Getloose November 25, 2009