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gurbis
a various substance, usually an unknown substance; can also be used in lieu of the word "crap" or "garbage"; can also be used as a verb, meaning "to mess up"
"Dude, you've got some kind of gurbis on your face. Use a napkin already!"
*or*
"He gurbised up the whole prank when he started laughing."
*or*
"He gurbised up the whole prank when he started laughing."
gurbis by BellaSara81 December 9, 2007
Gulbis
Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009
Gurpism
A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.
An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.
An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.
Gurpism by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019
gurbinder
1. Literally meaning 'light of the king of gods'.
2. A stubborn,obstinate,obnoxious geezer who just won't give up.
2. A stubborn,obstinate,obnoxious geezer who just won't give up.
gurbinder by Ghostofspartakratos May 6, 2018
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