Garbist 

The followers of the garbagism.

Morty: Rick, make sure you plug in the switch once I enter the Dimension-69.
Rick: Of course, otherwise, you would die in a slow heart failure.
Morty: *Enters Dimension-69*
Rick: Sleeping
Narrator: Rick is a garbist

Garbist by Knockless October 27, 2021

gabist 

{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.

Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54

gabist by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007

Garisto 

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

garbitch 

Any garbage can full of bitches. A dumpster where bitches are dropped in. Anyone that is so bitchy they've deemed themselves worthless like garbage.

That tall, flat-chested blonde is such a bitch. She turns her back to people when they try and talk to her with her nose stuck up high. She makes a point to walk the other way if she sees someone "inferior" walking towards her in a hallway. It is regrettable for anyone meeting someone like that. What a piece of garbitch. People like that belong in the garbitch.

garbitch by BHart July 15, 2011

garbitch 

Someone who is human garbage and also a bitch at the same time.

KEEMSTAR: Ethan, you are garbitch. GAR-BITCH!

garbitch by monkeymonger May 21, 2020

Garbitch 

1. A girl who is often arrogant and ignorant, and who nobody likes.

2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time

3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)

1/2. That girl at school is so full of herself! She's such a garbitch!

3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.

Garbitch by Matt Abdul Jabar October 15, 2009

Garbster 

Someone who does something silly, dumb, or undesirable.

That guy really is the garbster!

Garbster by General Serb Nationalist April 15, 2023