gerbisexual

One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.

After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.

by Gerbil Sex Pig March 27, 2015

Gerisexual

Gerisexual jerry-sex-shoo-al Noun. Adj. (1) A straight female who is attracted to Geri Halliwell in the physical sense. (2) A gay male who is attracted to Geri Halliwell in the physical sense. (3) Any action by Geri Halliwell that can be interpreted as a turn on.

(1) Look at the way she's looking at Geri. She's such a Gerisexual. (2) Did you hear Geri's voice in the beginning of that song? Ahh! So Gerisexual.

by katiespice February 19, 2008

Herbisexual

A sexual attraction and only attraction to plants.

Gurl, I is Herbisexual 4 dis weed.

by Laurent Cuffashian May 13, 2014

greybisexual

A bisexual person who is only rarely sexually attracted to a man or a woman.

Did you hear Jack is greybisexual?

by Jack and Cole July 12, 2018

Gabisexual

Only sexually attracted to Gabriella Hansch

I'm not gay I'm gabisexual

by Beansmunch February 22, 2021

Gerisexual

when a young adult (typically in their 20s or 30s) dyes their hair gray and ends up looking geriatric. The usage of the word is similar to lumber-sexual.

That girl on the metro with gray hair looks gerisexual.

by Asianita October 29, 2019

geisexual

An existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.

Hey man, get that hand off your dick, people will think you are geisexual.

by BigJoAnus July 10, 2017