Battyguy's definitions

Gurgis

Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.

Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes

by Battyguy July 13, 2019

Cornelius

A bald spot on ones head. A circular spot at the back of the head missing hair. From the Roman leader Cornelius.

Oh, look at Paul’s Cornelius. He should put a hat on or he’ll get burned

by Battyguy July 13, 2018

Fed

Short form for being fed up. To be tired, cranky annoyed bored. To be sick of something that an individual is doing.

I think Ian is becoming fed with this party, he looks like he wants to go home.

M: "whats with Ian?"

D: " ah he's just fed"

by Battyguy April 9, 2016

Make strange

To do something odd, peculiar or creepy . Can occur in front of people or near them.

By the looks of it Paul is going to make strange with that rubber glove. We should probably go now.

by Battyguy June 20, 2015

spray the bowl

to have a crap so bad you 'sprayed' the toilet bowl

I just had 2 bowls of chili and now i have to spray the bowl.

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

stink mouth reeker

A term used to describe a small cat or dog

Aw, look at the little doogie! what a stink mouth reeker!

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013