Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

Gulbis

Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.

Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.

to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.

After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"

Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck

by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009

Gumbus

The ancient pig-god of the Gumbeanian religion, Fabled for its unearthly strength and unstoppable hunger for the food group Legume (specifically beans). Tall tales of this god were transferred via word of mouth in the western slopes of the Andes in northern Peru and Ecuador.

Pray to Gumbus that this years Bean crop may be plentiful.

by G.P. Mancini March 25, 2020

gumbishi

The giant green vibrator

joey "OMG WTF IS that in your twat?"

linda "It's Gumbishi!"

by bellausay March 22, 2008

Gumpish

One of Forrest Gump-like disposition, lacking in basic cognitive and linguistic skills. Possessing a knack for having a constant look of bemusement on their face.

Also used to describe the language spoken/typed by a person of Gumpish disposition.

Matthew: "he ring up late not and got tell there is no problem with it."

Smithie: "Dude...that sounds so gumpish, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Jellyfish December 16, 2005

gubbish

garbage + rubbish

I'm ass deep in all this fugly SQL gubbish.

by chimely September 5, 2017