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an ugly/muck/mug ass girl or bitch

In the Bahamas, Jack got with many gurtis', thus making him the king of all gurti's.

gurtis by Amoney11691 April 13, 2010

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gurtis

adj- being totally lame. see douche

man is that kid gurtis

gurtis by Willie O April 30, 2006

Related Words

gurtis • Gurting • Gursish • gurbis • gurtigous • gurtin • Gurtoise • Gertism • Grutism • guntish

gurtschnurger

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Gurpism

A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.

“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”

Gurpism by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019

Gurtin'

Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle

That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'

Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurgis

Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.

Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes

Gurgis by Battyguy July 13, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026