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adj- being totally lame. see douche
man is that kid gurtis
gurtis by Willie O April 30, 2006
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gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.
OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!
gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018
A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.
“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”
Gurpism by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019
Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle
That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'
Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023
Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.
Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes
Gurgis by Battyguy July 13, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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