guoba

Once was known as Marchosius, the God of the Stove and the Patron God of Soil, he is now a tiny chili eating panda who will fucking wreak your shit and/or not light fires

Person: Oh, you know Guoba? Yeah, I recently crowned him but he won’t light any damn FIRES!!
Another Person: …wait wasn’t he a god?

guoba by SoleilHasCavedtoThoma November 7, 2021

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.

Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.

Global Assault Yeet Squad by nigger69420 November 28, 2019

4th gen global visual king 

the one. The only, Jake sim of enhypen.

Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.

4th gen global visual king

4th gen global visual king by Taureanpril July 23, 2021

Global South 

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.

The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.

Global South by Minderbinder October 7, 2023

Complete global saturation 

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009

GLOBAL IT BOY 

One and only JIMIN!!
Jimin the cutie,sexy,lovely and record making boy from South Korea is known as Global IT BOY.
Park Jimin is bigger then BTS and Kpop,his charms makes every local whipped for him,it makes them question their sexuality.

His beautiful dance moves,vocals,looks everything is so fine and the man is angel .
His smile,eyes,cheeks every details makes him so handsome.

Stream Filter+Serendipity+Promise+Christmas love ~

"Once you JIM-IN u can't JIM-OUT "

Jimin is one and only Global It Boy.

Global It Boy "Jimin" is now King of Kpop !!

GLOBAL IT BOY by RI13 November 14, 2021

Global Warming 

When you know the heat its not mother nature

"Global Warming" - Africa hot in Trenton New Jersey

Global Warming by Hensonography June 27, 2010