Minderbinder's definitions

Git

An adult male of low worth, no manners and zero style, but who is convinced that he alone is the king of the world. Men resembling this definition are frequently to be found in positions of high social status and have only got there either through birth or by lying, cheating, stealing or other underhanded means. In this context, the word has little or no meaning outside the UK.

Boris Johnson is a git

by Minderbinder February 20, 2022

glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

by Minderbinder March 5, 2011

Provos

The nickname for the Provisional Irish Republican Army. A group of murderous thugs who were willing to kill innocent civilians in support of their cause of achieving a united Ireland.

The Provos detonated bombs in Warrington, England in March 1993 that killed 3 year old Johnathan Ball and 12 year old Tim Parry.

by Minderbinder October 27, 2022

Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.

Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.

by Minderbinder September 1, 2023

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Nadine Dorries

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.

I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.

by Minderbinder February 5, 2022

Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.

Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.

by Minderbinder October 21, 2020