16 definitions by Minderbinder

Git

An adult male of low worth, no manners and zero style, but who is convinced that he alone is the king of the world. Men resembling this definition are frequently to be found in positions of high social status and have only got there either through birth or by lying, cheating, stealing or other underhanded means. In this context, the word has little or no meaning outside the UK.
by Minderbinder February 20, 2022
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Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.
Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.
by Minderbinder October 21, 2020
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Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.
Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.
by Minderbinder January 7, 2022
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Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.
1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.
by Minderbinder January 8, 2021
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Nadine Dorries

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.
I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.
by Minderbinder February 5, 2022
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Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.
The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.
by Minderbinder October 7, 2023
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Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing
Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.
by Minderbinder December 14, 2022
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