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The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.
“Yo Guloona is so good and fresh”
“Guloona seems like such a cool person”
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gulron • Guron • Guyroning • guleonnes • gulgong • gullons • guloona • gulpon • Gulson • gulton
The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.
Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!
Guyrony by Jadd513 May 13, 2013
To swallow or vacuum anything large, especially "Your Mom's Toy" or a "
Brad: Hey Susie have you ever been to a place called "Gulpon?"
Susie: No, what is that place? I have never heard of it.
Brad: GULP ON DEEZ NUTZ BITCH
gulpon by CARLEECOO December 18, 2018
The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.
Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.
Guyroning by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009
" A hole in the darkest depths Of NSW where you are most likely to get shanked or homosexualy raped and inbreeding is a daily occurance"
"Walter, im going to gulgong today for my daily jaunt"
"no way man, i near got shanked by some inbred people, and i heard they rape people of the same sex"
"piss that off then"
"but the bakery is good"
gulgong by Shabubu August 7, 2006
n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea
guyron by codylog1c April 14, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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