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The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.
“Yo Guloona is so good and fresh
“Guloona seems like such a cool person
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gulron Guron Guyroning guleonnes gulgong gullons guloona gulpon Gulson gulton
The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.
Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!
Guyrony by Jadd513 May 13, 2013
To swallow or vacuum anything large, especially "Your Mom's Toy" or a "
Brad: Hey Susie have you ever been to a place called "Gulpon?"
Susie: No, what is that place? I have never heard of it.
Brad: GULP ON DEEZ NUTZ BITCH
gulpon by CARLEECOO December 18, 2018
The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.
Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.
Guyroning by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009
" A hole in the darkest depths Of NSW where you are most likely to get shanked or homosexualy raped and inbreeding is a daily occurance"
"Walter, im going to gulgong today for my daily jaunt"
"no way man, i near got shanked by some inbred people, and i heard they rape people of the same sex"
"piss that off then"
"but the bakery is good"
gulgong by Shabubu August 7, 2006
n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea
guyron by codylog1c April 14, 2010