gulpon

To swallow or vacuum anything large, especially "Your Mom's Toy" or a "

Brad: Hey Susie have you ever been to a place called "Gulpon?"
Susie: No, what is that place? I have never heard of it.
Brad: GULP ON DEEZ NUTZ BITCH

gulpon by CARLEECOO December 18, 2018

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Gulpin

A disease related to Ligma (balls), Sugma (balls), Bofa (deez nutz), Sugondese (nutz), Rhydon (this dick), Saw-Con (my balls), and Wilma (balls fit in your mouth). The word sounds like gulping.

Person 1: Who is your favorite Pokemon?
Person 2: Gulpin...
Person 1: Gulpin?
Person 2: Gulpin deez nutz!
Person 1: DX

Gulpin by NicotinamideAdenineDinucleotid December 20, 2018

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gulpon • gulpin • Gulping • Golpone • Guaponese • guleonnes • gulgong • gullons • guloona • Gulpin Deez Nuts

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

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guloona

The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.

“Yo Guloona is so good and fresh”
“Guloona seems like such a cool person”

guloona by themostamazingpersononearthlol February 14, 2019