The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.

“Yo Guloona is so good and fresh”
“Guloona seems like such a cool person”

guloona by themostamazingpersononearthlol February 14, 2019

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Gursonia

There is a stereotype for people with this name and it usually is something along the lines of "outdated", or "set in their ways". But people fail to understand that people with the name "Gursonia" are very knowledgeable and wise. They tend to be "patient" and are "very supportive by nature". However, if you cross them and break through the patient side to them, you are in for a rude awakening. They can be very savage and can be a real baddie if provoked. They don't always get the last word but if they do, that burn is gonna leave a scar.

Person 1: "Did you really pick a fight with Gursonia last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah, so what if I did?"
Person 1: "Well you better get some skin care ointment".
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Because you are gonna need something for that burn you are gonna get."

Gursonia by WavesOfDespair June 16, 2020

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Gilson

One who is encouraging, uplifting, edifying. To bolster.

I was super bummed, but I got gilsoned.

Gilson by ctb2 December 4, 2009

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