Guyrony

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

Guyroning

The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.

Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.

by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009

guyron

n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"

example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea

by codylog1c April 14, 2010

guyroning

throwing an article of clothing into the dryer for 5-10 minutes so as to remove the wrinkles without the formal use of a hot iron

Where's Noah Ghaines? He's gonna be late for the wedding?

No worries bro, he just threw his tuxedo in the dryer for a little guyroning.

by lolzgym December 30, 2012