Guyrony

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

Guyrony by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

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Guyroning

The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.

Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.

Guyroning by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009

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guyron

n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"

example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea

guyron by codylog1c April 14, 2010

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guyroning

throwing an article of clothing into the dryer for 5-10 minutes so as to remove the wrinkles without the formal use of a hot iron

Where's Noah Ghaines? He's gonna be late for the wedding?

No worries bro, he just threw his tuxedo in the dryer for a little guyroning.

guyroning by lolzgym December 30, 2012

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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