Guelphing

When a man abandons the boys on a regular basis to make repeated pilgrimages to the University of Guelph for his girlfriend.

Bro said he’d come out tonight but he’s guelphing again.

Guelphing by anon23234 March 25, 2026

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

Gulping 

The act of dry swallowing.

I began gulping when I saw the look on my barbers face that assured me that he might of f***** up my hairline.

Gulping by themanwiththedrip February 6, 2019

Gulching 

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

gulping sparrow 

A homosexual who frequently chugs buckets of cum, all while facing straight up and making throat motions like a bird.

Look at Bradley, such a fucking Gulping Sparrow.

gulping sparrow by Bitch Ass Nigga Bitch September 19, 2017

Gelping 

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

Gelping by kimhush June 15, 2009