gwelching

The act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. Basically a combo of felching and gerbiling. One man ejaculates into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. Then a tube is inserted into the anus of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their buttholes, sucks the cum out of their butthole, crawls to the other man's butthole and places his own sperm into his butthole, the action is repeated.

"Yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day."
"How was it?"
"Kind of itchy."

gwelching by King Kawndum February 28, 2010

Gwelching

An act of sexual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.

Ewwww! I just saw Mr. Macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!

Gwelching by brainbutter February 17, 2010

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

Fwelching 

The act of douching with Welch's grape juice to remove semen after unprotected sex, then drinking the resulting mix. Traditionally, the depositing partner is the consumer of the fluid.

Fwelching provides 100% of your daily Vitamin C intake, and is a significant source of protein.

Fwelching by Shinercub October 22, 2014

Gulching 

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

Welching

'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.

There was some serious welching going on last night!

When in agreement, one member calls out 'welching!' and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.

Welching by ukbuckstop July 10, 2010

Geeching

considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.

Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!

Geeching by Danbo May 17, 2007