An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.