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An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.
Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.
quelching by dunno August 20, 2003
To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass
We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.
Quelching by Geartay April 18, 2011
To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.
"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"
quelching by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010
The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.
"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"
inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"
quelching by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024
To be distracted and/or consumed by any pleasurable and complex experience, such as the act of making and eating an egg bake (quiche).
Don't wait for Ron before you start the movie, he's quiching in the kitchen.
Quiching by darealcBot December 27, 2019

hunger quenching

Similar to the Gatorade advertisements when the actor says "thirst quenching", hunger-quenching refers to quenching your hunger.
hunger quenching by Placer September 21, 2020
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