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considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.
Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!
Geeching by Danbo May 17, 2007
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When ones nipple become hard
It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.
Geeching by Boobie ranger July 29, 2018
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The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
Geeching by SouthernSoldier February 17, 2022
That's a super geechin hat!
geechin by BigDaddyBuckets August 1, 2018

Gelching 

The art of massaging one’s gooch.
Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.
Gelching by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

Greching 

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared
Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.
Greching by TheGvmt April 30, 2024

gelching 

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.
Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
gelching by patty0513 May 24, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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