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When ones nipple become hard
It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.
Geeching by Boobie ranger July 29, 2018
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The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
Geeching by SouthernSoldier February 17, 2022
That's a super geechin hat!
geechin by BigDaddyBuckets August 1, 2018

Gelching 

The art of massaging one’s gooch.
Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.
Gelching by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

Greching 

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared
Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.
Greching by TheGvmt April 30, 2024

gelching 

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.
Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
gelching by patty0513 May 24, 2024
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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