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guided masturbation

To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.
Jerry and I were having phone sex and we decided to do guided masturbation on me.
guided masturbation by ribbit January 28, 2019
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Dripped out. Basically wearing good expensive clothes, shoes, jewelery etc.
- Wanna hang out sometime?
- Hell naw, I'm too guaped for you bit**es
Guaped by Deal The Real May 18, 2020

guided by voices 

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!
guided by voices by the fro October 10, 2005

Guadeloupe 

Most incredible and insane place to be born on earth. Small island in the middle of the caribean this only lucky human being blessed by the divinity has the chance to be borned there.
Dream beaches, volcano, mountains, forest, river, waterfall, reefs is what you see everyday.
Don't even think of what you eat! Tasty, spicy, yummy - several dishes as dombré et crevettes , migan, court-bouillon, columbo and the famous BOKIT! will make you feel in heaven.
And last but not the least Guadeloupeans are probably by far one of most beautiful people on earth. Descendant of native arawak mix with african, french, spanish and indian give you the perfect human living. You need sunglasses to watch them as they shining too much.
After life you go in Paradise and after Paradise you go in Guadeloupe
Guadeloupe by LAMARCY February 25, 2021

Guapedro 

Guapedro is the feminine version of Quapedro.

(Gwa-ah-ped-ro)

Guapedro means Guapedro
"Guapedro? gua gua"
Guapedro by asukars April 14, 2023

Guided Missile

A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*
Guided Missile by al3jandro November 17, 2011