guaded
Getting fucked over by a Guatemalan
guaded by RickAndMortyIsMyFavoriteAnime November 10, 2017
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guided masturbation
To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.
guided masturbation by ribbit January 28, 2019
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guaded • Guided Missiles • guaced • guaped • guided • Gaded - جاضض • Goaded • Gradedge • guaddam. • Guadeloupe
Guaped
Guaped by Deal The Real May 18, 2020
guided by voices
Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
guided by voices by the fro October 10, 2005
Guadeloupe
Most incredible and insane place to be born on earth. Small island in the middle of the caribean this only lucky human being blessed by the divinity has the chance to be borned there.
Dream beaches, volcano, mountains, forest, river, waterfall, reefs is what you see everyday.
Don't even think of what you eat! Tasty, spicy, yummy - several dishes as dombré et crevettes , migan, court-bouillon, columbo and the famous BOKIT! will make you feel in heaven.
And last but not the least Guadeloupeans are probably by far one of most beautiful people on earth. Descendant of native arawak mix with african, french, spanish and indian give you the perfect human living. You need sunglasses to watch them as they shining too much.
Dream beaches, volcano, mountains, forest, river, waterfall, reefs is what you see everyday.
Don't even think of what you eat! Tasty, spicy, yummy - several dishes as dombré et crevettes , migan, court-bouillon, columbo and the famous BOKIT! will make you feel in heaven.
And last but not the least Guadeloupeans are probably by far one of most beautiful people on earth. Descendant of native arawak mix with african, french, spanish and indian give you the perfect human living. You need sunglasses to watch them as they shining too much.
Guadeloupe by LAMARCY February 25, 2021
Guapedro
"Guapedro? gua gua"
Guided Missile
A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
*to le ugly girl*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
Guided Missile by al3jandro November 17, 2011
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