guided
How you describe your win or something that you superiour-ly. Describes why you did something so well.
guided by llamallamadingdong November 17, 2016
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guided masturbation
To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.
guided masturbation by ribbit January 28, 2019
guided by voices
Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
guided by voices by the fro October 10, 2005
Guided Missile
A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
*to le ugly girl*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"
Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"
*Joe now has a guided missile*
Guided Missile by al3jandro November 17, 2011
guided crackhead
A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.
Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.
guided crackhead by DoomRooster February 4, 2008
Guided Missile
When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.
Guided Missile by bigtones January 13, 2005
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