grulp

A person who has a recently developed a sassy attitude

Ella is a grulp

by Grulper101 November 14, 2020

Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played

i'm gonna game grump it

by LiamTAT July 31, 2018

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Grumpasalty

A Grumpy old man who hates weebs and Anime

Did you get banned from the server? Yea a Grumpasalty found out i like anime

by alexalas March 19, 2019

Grump Bump

When a certain YouTube video suddenly get a lot of views as a result of being referenced on GameGrumps.

This comes from the YouTube show, GameGrumps. It was created by Dan during Part 14 of their Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD series.

That Monty Python skit got a Grump Bump when Arin and Dan acted it out.

by Walter Is White November 16, 2013

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.

My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump

by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022