grumph

Another name for a ladies vagina

She had a real hairy grumph!

by tom ashmore March 8, 2008

grumph

verb. To playfully bite/kiss the side of your lover's neck, whilst making a "grumph grumph" noise somewhat reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles.

The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.

Her - "I love you"

Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"

by Tinybear November 23, 2009

Grumph

A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.

James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"

by Jimmy1985 March 2, 2008

grumph

The lint found in one's navel.

Jimmy used his thumb and index finger to pull the grumph out of his belly button.

by Moose Mandu December 12, 2008

grumph

a piece of unidentifable matter

He had a piece of grumph on his shirt.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.

by Rick Delaney March 6, 2008

Grumph

A muffled sounding fart that has an unusual odour, more akin to a sort of....like a kind of....moggy smull.

Archie did a massive grumph in the Harry Potter shop

by Obi-Wanky Nobi March 26, 2025