The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his
name.
Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...
"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the
game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my
name."
The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.