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A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.
Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!
by jimbor August 31, 2006
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When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'
Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'
by TheAwesomePandaman February 18, 2014
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A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.
'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'
by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006
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