Grumpet 

A grumpy racist who mainly dislikes people of light skin.

"You better stop", the grumpet said.

That gator grumpet is always cap'n some none sense.

Grumpet by V Willy September 11, 2019

Grumpet 

A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

Grumpet by jimbor August 31, 2006

Grumpet 

A female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy

Oh my god Chanel is being a major Grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.

Grumpet by poopylongstockings September 12, 2006

Grumpet 

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

Grumpet by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

Grumpet 

A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

Grumpet by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

Grumpstink 

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.

"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."

Grumpstink by Prof. S May 4, 2010

Grumpstep 

A musical sub-genre that consists of (normally) electronic remixes of audio clips from a famed Youtube channel, Game Grumps. Such songs include "Goof Troop Boof", "Banana Shoes", "BaBoom", and "Ice Hair".

Dude 1: Aw, man! Did you hear that Grumpstep song by xXJerryTerryXx?

Dude 2: Which one? Banana Shoes?

Dude 1: Yeah! I had that song stuck in my head for a whole week!

Grumpstep by Random_Grumpling November 11, 2012