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Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.
“My horse has got grufflets”
Horse shoe me”
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.
-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009

dirty old gruffers 

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.
I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.

Griffles 

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”
Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude
Griffles by ベイリー April 29, 2022

The Gruffle 

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.
Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc
The Gruffle by Doggysoft September 11, 2005