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gruffles 

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
gruffles by Mick September 8, 2003
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gruffles 

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.
Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.
gruffles by Guigfu February 14, 2010

gruffles 

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"
"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
gruffles by Aaron May 10, 2003

gruffles 

The little growls and guttural barking noises made by your dog when he hears a sound outside.
It's raining outside, so my dog has been making little gruffles all day!
gruffles by LCariad December 8, 2016
Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom
“My horse has grufflets”
Horse shoe me!”
Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.
-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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