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gruffles 

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.
Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.
gruffles by Guigfu February 14, 2010

gruffles 

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
gruffles by Aaron May 10, 2003

gruffles 

The little growls and guttural barking noises made by your dog when he hears a sound outside.
It's raining outside, so my dog has been making little gruffles all day!
gruffles by LCariad December 8, 2016
Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom
“My horse has grufflets”
Horse shoe me!”
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.
-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009