erik's definitions

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

T-rav

a person with a troll fetish

Why is he staring at my trolls? Because hes a T-rav!

by Erik February 2, 2005

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

by Erik August 12, 2003

Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone

I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom

by erik December 14, 2003

cerial killer

somebody who's so fat he probably eats every breakfats cerial on the market.

This guy's so fat, he must be a cerial killer.

by erik April 19, 2004